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Americans
all over the country suggested they are OK with a majority of the people voting
to take a minority of the people’s money, as long as they are not part of that
minority.
The next recession will likely help sweep the
socialists into power in the US
Magda
Romanska grew up in Poland in the '80s and saw the rise and fall of socialism
firsthand.
After the utopia was officially cancelled, she moved to the
States in '94.
There, she was surprised to see, in the Land of the Free of all
places, a growing support for socialism.
For that, she decided to write a little-known "Survival
Guide" for Americans. Just in case America tips to the other side
and goes full blown utopia, too.
In 1981, Poland
began experiencing massive shortages of meat, butter, flour, rice, and cereal.
Next came alcohol, cigarettes, coffee, chocolate, and gas.
At
this point, of course, all food was rationed out by the government.
And,
as a just, equal and fair society (all united under what many call “Not Real
Socialism”), everyone received an equal ration.
The
rations were exchanged for monthly government coupons, which everyone received
at their places of work, alongside their paychecks (the latter of which were,
at this point, entirely worthless).
Unapproved
private enterprise outside of the rationing system was illegal. But, to be
fair, the people were still allowed to barter.
Each
monthly coupon packet amounted to four pounds of meat, two pounds of sugar, two
pounds of flour, and one gallon of vodka. (This is Poland, after all.)
The
food was delivered about three times a month to the stores. Nobody knew (except
sometimes the shopgirls) when it would come. A truck would just show up
carrying the goods for the next couple weeks.
When
the truck came, the food was aggressively fought over and taken away within
minutes by people who’d stood in line for hours
when
meat supplies became dangerously low, they started Vegetarian Monday, where it
became illegal to eat meat on a Monday. This desperate attempt to free up
supply for the rest of the week only made it worse, as everyone feared meat
would be banned altogether.
Unapproved
shops popped up accepting foreign currencies, selling black market products
(and even sometimes meat on Monday). The law obviously forbade it. It was
revealing, after all, what everyone already knew: Free and private enterprise
works well at providing what people need because of the minimization of micromanagement
and central control, not despite it.
After
a tiresome game of whack-a-mole, however, officials eventually allowed the
shops to exist, but only after they took a page out of the Mobster’s Handbook
(Chapter 7: The Art of the Shakedown). They realized it was much more lucrative
to bring round the collection plate once or twice a week for foreign currency.
(Foreign currency was, of course, illegal for the commoners, but highly valued
in the public sphere.)
One
woman, Magda Romanska, grew up in Poland in the ‘80s and saw all of this
firsthand. After the utopia was officially cancelled, she moved to the States
in ‘94. There, she was surprised to see, in the Land of the Free of all places,
a growing support for socialism.
For
that, she decided to write a little-known “Survival Guide” for Americans. Just in
case America, you know, goes full blown utopia, too.
Here’s
what she suggests:
1]
First things first, get to know the coupon system inside and out. You can’t
break the rules until you know what they are.
Clearly,
you should be worried about getting as much food as you can. So, one technique,
says Magda, is to “find a few local alcoholics and barter your vodka coupons
for their meat coupons.”
“This was never a miss,” she
writes. “The Slavic soul, eternally torn by existential anxieties of
meta-proportions, is naturally prone to alcoholism, and our town, no different
from any other Polish town, was always full of drunk philosophers and
poets.
“They
hung out in front of the liquor stores, in parks, and in bus stations,
delighting themselves with Polish vodka, ethanol, and cheap aftershave,
casually quoting Mayakovski and Pushkin in a drunken daze. They were always
part of our colorful socialist reality, the sad misfits who refused to play by
the rules and be productive builders of our brilliant socialist future.”
Although
the drunks were normally reviled, when the coupons came around, they became the
town heroes. The drunks were always willing to give up their meat coupons for
more vodka.
Says
Magda: “Each drunk was a potential source of four additional pounds of meat and
two pounds of flour per month, so the entire town surreptitiously prayed for
their health and long life. The competition for their meat coupons, though, was
fierce. You had to line up to your drunkard right after you received your
monthly coupons, because if you were just a few minutes late, someone else was
sure to snag your drunk’s coupons in front of your nose.”
#2]
Feign illness to win the sympathy of state actors.
“A
second food-organizing strategy,” says Magda, “is to fabricate a health concern
that would qualify you for additional meat coupons.
“Anemia
or various muscle and bone disorders are always a good idea. If you are lucky
and have a friend who is a doctor, he or she might be willing to help you
choose a disease that requires an additional consumption of protein. If you
don’t have a doctor friend, be prepared to bribe one so he or she is willing to
write you a prescription for an extra meat ration.
“My
mother did have a doctor friend but she didn’t need to fabricate anything
because, luckily, I had a bone disorder so rare and obscure that no one on the
government meat panel was able to verify whether, indeed, I justly qualified
for an additional portion of meat coupons.”
If
you’re really lucky,
you, too, will develop a rare and obscure illness that will place you in a
higher standing than your peers.
#3]
Befriend (or bribe) the shopgirls.
“The
third reliable tactic,” Magda goes on, “is to bribe local shopgirls to tip you
off when food (or anything else for that matter) is going to be delivered to
their shop, so you can be the first one in line.
“This
approach requires dogged practice and perspicacious people skills, as you have
to know who to bribe and how. Money doesn’t mean anything in a world where
there are no material goods to buy. That’s the
beauty of socialism. In capitalism, there are goods you can buy, and that is
why it is corrupt.
“You
can imagine my absolute shock when I arrived in the U.S. and realized that
money does have a purpose, and that, yes, there are goods you can actually
simply purchase without coupons or bribing anyone. In socialism, money really
isn’t everything since there is nothing, I mean nothing, that you can buy with
it.
“Under
socialism, bribing is an art, as enigmatic and effervescent as any other art
out there. A shopgirl in the grocery store, for example, can be bribed with
pantyhose. A shopgirl in the lingerie department can be bribed with milk and
eggs for her kids.
“A
shopgirl in the cosmetics department can be bribed with ham or oranges so that
she can bribe a shopgirl in the electronics store with a bottle of perfume to
tip you off when the laundry machine or radios will show up. A shopgirl in the
pharmacy can be bribed with a pair of American jeans and lipstick.
“And
a shopgirl in a shoe store can be bribed with hemorrhoid cream and aspirin for
her father. In other words, to be able to effectively manage your bribery ring,
you need to get to know all of your shopgirls and their current needs. If she’s
pregnant, she’ll need plastic bottles and terrycloth diapers for her
baby.
“If
she’s getting married, she will need white shoes. The goal of the effective
bribing strategy is to maintain long-term relationships with all your
shopgirls, remembering their birthdays, their mothers’ birthdays, the ages of
their children, and the histories of all their ailments, from late periods to
dandruff.
“My
mother managed her shopgirls with virtuoso PR skills, cruising listlessly
through our town from one shopgirl to the next, checking up on them like a
trainer checks up on his best brood of horses.”
Once
you have a shopgirl’s favor, she’s useful for two reasons: First, says Magda,
“she could give you a tip about when goods, from cheese to bras, will be ‘thrown’
into the stores; and second, she could hide one or two objects of your desire
under the counter and sell them to you after the locust swarm of hungry masses
left her store.
“Getting
something from ‘under the counter’ led to a well-earned gasconade; it was a
sign of your supreme intellect and superior social status. It made it patently
obvious to everyone how well you were connected, elevating you in an instant on
our inconspicuously sturdy socialist social ladder.
“Where
did you get that sausage (scarf, chewing gum, etc.)?”
“Oh,
I got it from under the counter,” you boasted, casually flaunting your new
spoils.
“Like
Proust’s madeleine, the unforgettable simple, everyday pleasure one derived out
of the green jealousy of one’s lesser friends who couldn’t get anything from
under the counter would often sustain you on many lonesome line standing
nights. Yes, because if you succeed at getting a tip from your shopgirl about
the next delivery of the desired good, you must now prepare to stand in line.”
#4] Master the fine art of standing in line.
"To stand in line," Magda writes, "you need to
bring a sleeping bag, pillow, and thermos with hot drink of your choice.
"Many professional line standers had developed their own
specialty recipes for the drink that would most effectively keep their bodies
warm and their minds awake."
Their secret? "A proper ratio of coffee to vodka,"
Magda writes, "meticulously blended into a smooth, full-bodied mix to suit
one's mental capacities and body weight.
"If you haven't been blessed with the stamina of the
professional line standers, you can always find solace in the arrangement with
your family members to stand in your place for 6- to 8-hour shifts for three to
seven days, depending on the desired object in question.
"Bread lines would take sometimes as little as 24 hours,
but the lines for toilet paper or sugar could take three days to a week,
sometimes even longer. What robust community-building took place in these ludic
lines, with people chatting up their neighbors, and finding lifelong friends,
lovers, and spouses. Nothing bonds you like not knowing whether, after four
nights of freezing temperatures, you will or won't be able to buy a wreath of
12 rolls of toilet paper.
"Since pregnant women and women with children are given
priority, make sure that all the pregnant women and children in the family are
on high alert and ready to be called to duty or borrowed on a moment's
notice."
Furthermore, says Magda, consider this...
5] Consider the rent-a-child business
"If you do have a small, carry-on child of your own,
consider starting a small business renting your child for a fee.
"This was a very profitable venture for some
entrepreneurial mothers. My mother, unfortunately, had no ambitions to own her
own business, so I missed out on the adventures of being a rent-a-child, but I
did have an opportunity to participate in some momentous line events, like, for
example, the 1982 four-day line for pork chops."
And, to spread your bets, look outside of the city…
6] Create an urban-rural alliance
When all else fails, says Magda, "you need to send one or
two members of your family to live in the country. Under socialism, the
countryside has more streamlined access to food, so one of your family members
has to move there, regardless of how much of an urbanite he or she claims to
be."
Fortunately for Magda, her grandparents already lived out in the
sticks: "Though they didn't have any land of their own, they did raise
their own chickens in the backyard of their house where the garage used to be.
"Every Sunday, we travelled to my grandparents' to pick up
a few eggs, which my grandfather carefully wrapped in our socialist newspaper
one by one. Every now and then, when someone was sick, a chicken had to be
sacrificed to make chicken soup for the sick person. My father, the sensitive
intellectual type that he always was, would always find something else to do
when chicken-slaughter time came. My grandfather was like his son, so the job
of killing the chicken would inevitably fall to my grandmother.
"My mother—the chicken-slayer-in-waiting—specialized in
plucking it. Plucking a chicken was always a joyous affair for us kids as we
blithely spread the floating feathers all over the house, thus successfully
irritating both my mother and my grandmother at the same time, as they were
trying in vain to amass all of the feathers in one place with the noble goal of
making out of them either a pillow or a comforter at some later time, during
the long, dark winter evenings."
Socialism, taken to its logical
endgame, is awesome if you find yourself at the top of the socialist food
chain.
For
everyone else, however… well… meh.
But,
for the sake inclusivity, we're going to show both sides of the story.
In
Venezuela, people's pets are long gone because they needed to eat, and, to this
day, many stand in 12-hour long lines for powdered milk…
But
that's just one perspective in an entire spectrum.
See…
Venezuela's
fearless leader Maduro, has been living large, hiring famous chefs to serve him
steak… even being graced by the now-infamous "Salt Bae".
Maduro's kids are known to openly flaunt their wealth as they
trot around the world, visiting all the major hotspots. His stepsons, Yoswal and
Walter Gavidia Flores, reportedly spent $45,000 on accomodation at the Ritz in
Paris (equal to the monthly wages of 2,000 Venezuelans).
The
idea of socialism helps to make the world very simple, absent of complexity.
Things are easy. Under the socialist banner, there's no need for one to absolve
himself of his own contradictions.
For
example, a 70% tax rate on the rich so that everyone can have a free education?
Easy
to whittle down onto a placard.
Easy
to say, "I believe this is the right thing to do."
It's
simple and clear, too. Pull this lever, free education comes out the other
side.
This
is, unfortunately, where things get a little less awesome, and, in the interest
of inclusivity, again, we must change hats… for only a moment.
Let's
see the perspectives.
Many
socialists (in America, at least) cheer for a multicultural world, abhor open
nationalism or patriotism, but think it's only right that the rich pay for
everyone's education under a single flag… their own flag.
Curious.
The
irony here, as you can see, is richer than the people they envy…
Thing
is, the ultra-rich are the first to embrace multiculturalism. They are the
trendsetters, in fact. They would agree with them. Multiculturalism is great.
For that reason, they don't mind taking their money elsewhere. (It's a strange
Universal quirk of the human creature, after all: People go to places they're
treated best.)
It
might pain them to leave home, but plenty of other people in other nations need
jobs, too. After all, what makes one nation's flag more deserving than another?
(Taking into account, of course, if they don't leave, they'll lose all their
money on a half-baked plan, which may or may not work, and won't benefit them
either way.)
Whether
or not one believes this is immoral is irrelevant.
The
rich might, on the other end of the spectrum, believe that taking the vast
majority of what one has rightly earned, without putting a gun to anyone's
head, is immoral as well.
nvestors
will simply invest in other countries with lower tax rates, buy a villa on the
beach, and plant a new flag. And the new countries will gladly take them in.
The tax revenues that were supposed to pay for everyone's education will
disappear along with the jobs that were expected after one has been educated.
No
jobs for anyone? Equality wins.
Even
less awesome…
Few
socialist leaders, as alluded to earlier, actually walk the talk.
See,
many cheered as Bernie Sanders, in a rare moment of lucidity, decried the 25
different scents of deodorant in the grocery store.
It's
apparently irrelevant, however, that he owns three houses with seven bathrooms
-- with enough space behind his mirrors to hold every brand of deodorant in
America.
Voting the right guy or gal into office will
NOT dismantle the powers that SHOULD NOT BE!
Our nation has fought non-stop wars on
drugs, terror and YOUR PRIVACY [all of which created a Stasi-like state which
have robbed us of our rights, freedoms and have cost untold billions while enriching
Wall Street fat cats and their DC politicians].
Freedom loving people have gotten the shaft and have been forced to pay
for their own demise.
The cost of imprisoning each of
California’s 130,000 inmates to taxpayers runs $75, 560 while the cost for one
year’s tuition, room and board at Harvard is $63,025…yet, 40% of Americans aged
18-34 live with their parents or other family member.
One
study found that one-third of all American teenagers haven’t read a single book
in more than a year.
Almost
one-third of all Millennials are still living with their parents.
According to Bloomberg, it is being
projected “that by 2025, shortfalls in infrastructure investment will subtract
as much as $3.9 trillion from U.S.
gross domestic product.”
Another thought or
two…
You can take your 'official' inflation measure and multiply it by
either a 2x or a 3x to get the true rate.
For example, in the US we’ve been told that inflation is running
at just under 2% for years. In reality, it’s been trucking along at closer to
4% to 6% (for rural and urban dwellers, respectively).
Anybody living in the real world (especially
those trying to live on a fixed income) already knows that their actual
inflation is much higher than 2%. Ditto for anybody that has bought a
car, is paying for college tuition, depends on prescription medication, or has
recently been to a hospital.
From 2007 to 2017 that’s a +20.4% increase in
new car prices. Combining the data from the above article and chart,
between 2007 and January 2019 new vehicles experienced a whopping +29% increase
in their average selling price.
Beyond the direct financial harm that results as Social Security
recipients get very low or even 0% Cost-Of-Living-Adjustments (COLA) -- which
are based on the BLS' reported inflation numbers -- there’s an even more subtle
and corrosive effect that results from being lied to by those in authority.
With each fib, the populace loses more and more trust. And at some
tipping point – bang! – they're suddenly protesting the streets wearing yellow
vests. It may take a while, but eventually folks catch on to the idea
that "fairness" and "justice" are merely fantasies of the
middle class.
Both the rich and the poor already know better. But once the
middle-class loses its faith in the dream, then it becomes a lot harder to
convince them that another massive tax break for corporations is really in
their best interest.
The Unease
Grows…
As increasing concern spreads across the social landscape, for
reasons well beyond the financial fibs outlined above, it's becoming
increasingly difficult to follow the competing narratives in play.
For example: the economy is either doing great, or it's busy
imploding. Technology promises an amazing future, or it's ruining our
minds. The world is awash with cheap fossil fuels, or peak oil is in play
and our standard of living is at risk. Either man-made global warming is
an imminent existential threat, or there's nothing to worry about.
Making sense of all these -- and many other -- competing
narratives is a full-time job. Almost nobody’s got the time for that.
Lurking beneath every one of these dueling plot lines is this
nasty, inescapable realization: Our
entire way of life is unsustainable.
We have way too many “leaders” out there that are simply
filling seats. Our country is literally falling apart at the seams, and
all they can think about is protecting their careers.
Michigan’s John Dingell recently passed away at age 92. He was the longest “serving” Congressman in history
at 56 years and was preceded by his father and his wife now fills his shoes-Term limits
is a term not in their vocabulary and
apparently, the office is something they passed down in their family will!
Here’s my idea for a new bill
Since term limits
never seems to gain any traction perhaps we should entertain the idea of zero
pay for elected officials after their third term in office…give them their
office, expenses, health insurance while in office and a living allowance only=much
like our Founding Fathers and see how many decide to remain in office.
Bruce ‘the Poor Man!’
Final Notes…
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Gold’s move come as the Federal Reserve is expected to strike a
dovish tone in its monetary policy statement and in central bank chair Jerome
Powell’s ensuing press conference. Central bank officials, including Powell,
have been hesitant to signal further tightening in monetary policy following
its December hike. In two events at the start of the year Powell said that
because of low inflation pressures, the Federal Reserve can be “patient” on
interest rate hikes. According to media reports, the central bank could also
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3 comments:
We live in scary times. What frightens me is that people are really sucking this crap up as if it will be their salvation-they have no clue & they will attack anyone who differs with their opinion. I see it frequently on twitter. These are usually young people who cannot carry on a conversation without resorting to foul language or inane nonsense.
The resurgence of socialism in this nation, not seen since the Great Depression and rising mostly among the young and not-so-bright shows the dangerous path our nation could be taking if Democrats [socialists] get their way and it amazes me how stupid so many are when it comes to their lack of understanding of history as witnessed in Germany, China, Russia, etc. and the failure of socialism and how the US has had to bail out so many nations in Europe and how our nation was built on the values of individual freedom, private property and limited government...
People are becoming more ignorant, incredibly so and they never learn from history! By the way, I like your little hidden thought about politicians giving up their paycheck after a 3rd term in office. We need to look into how to make this happen since we can't seem to make term limits happen.
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